Jimthealoeveraplant

thispopculture:

2013 Golden Globe Superhero Awards

Also In Attendance: The Batman With Nipples, Dr. Chase Meridian, Invisible Woman, War Machine, Sabretooth, Two-Face, Elektro, Mr. Freeze, Colonel Chester Philips, Aunt May, Chudnofsky

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basedgosh:

hey guys i found a way to make school worse

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Apparently my weapon of choice has been a laser.(To think I thought I was using a regular gun when playing cops and robbers) 

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Yes, indeed I would. Every time I see pictures on tumblr of Zayn Malik, that one ethnic guy from one direction, I picture myself with his hair…eventually, this would turn into a “single white female” moment except neither of us are white nor extremely emotionally unstable.

scifiromancemachine:

karcricket:

cespur:

oh gosh this is better than porn

wipe the fucking can off i’m getting secondhand sensory issues

NOBODY WIPE THE CAN OFF RANDOM SHIT WITH WATER ALL OVER IT HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE WEIRD THING TO STARE AT ON VENDING MACHINE FRONTS SINCE THE THIRD GRADE

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"Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused."

Alan Cohen  (via a-lionsheart)

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F***!

My RA just came to my door bc someone said I had a boy in my room. I said no and she was like “I knew they must have been wrong”. I agreed and closed the door. As I walked past my mirror, I noticed I had icing on my chin from my cinnastix…DAMN IT!!!! She probably thinks I am a lying hoe!!!! FML (not literally bc that would further perpetuate my RA’s idea that I may secretly be a whore.)

Cheerleader?

Dude! I’m still lookin for Carmen Sandiego! (Serial, wer dat bitch at?)

Once you become a vampire, you must then don a fashionable leather coat or else resemble a twihard. Vampire = Leather Coat

YES!!!!